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Autumn is a pleasant time in Qld as temps start to drop but not very quickly! Of course constant rain on and off doesnt help. Big birthday coming up for Claude (95) this year so thought we would spend a few days in Brisvegas around a couple of birthday events and also squeeze in a day trip and overnight stay in Toowoomba to catch up with some of six pack. Seems like about 17 birthdays in Ferguson family in May so great to catch up. General plan than is down to Brisvegas on Tuesday and stay at Ovolo in The Valley for 3 nights . Have lunch with birthday boy on Wednesday and then some Munchkin Minding on Friday night before out to Toowoomba for Saturday. Then it’s back to Burbank, not California, for family lunch on Sunday. Icing on the cake then will be Dental visit on Monday:)

Down mid morning on Tuesday and room ready at Ovolo in The Valley. Knobber Knobber. Trying something a bit different this time to usual CBD. First impressions are good. Quiet in a good location. Simple but spacious room. Again no drawers for clothes !

Weather still holding so out for a reconnoiter and some lunch. Plenty of options close by but opted for Sushi and Technology. Love the little robot servers and no tariffs yet.

We also receive a couple of free drinks each night in bar so this afternoon plan will revolve around that. Just have to shake CLP so I can have both – ooh look honey, a scrapbook emporium 🤓. Much like free “continental” breakfast each day – give it a go eh. Plenty of coffee places nearby of course as well.

Good walk around Teneriffe this afternoon before hooking into our free drinks at Kaz Bar adjacent. Then we started the Italian theme this week at Tartufu next door and it was excellent. Figs in Prosciutto, Pizza and Tearifimissu. Separate plates for each would have been smart in hindsight. A couple of Italian reds to wash it down of course.

Good effort for first day . Time for some sleep before a full day tomorrow with La Famiglia. See, Italian theme.

Not great nights sleep but certainly a quiet room at this stage. As weather still holding off time for morning constitutional. Nah, nothing….ok let’s go for a walk 😏Its a great area to walk around and plenty of coffee shops to choose from so after walking for 30 mins we settled on the one next to our hotel serving Campos coffee.🕺🏻 Tasted more like Compost, a different option tomorrow looms. More of a walk and then into our free continental breakfast. When we walked into Tartufu last night we knew service would be excellent and we were correctum. Walking into on site breakfast room just knew exact opposite and were right again. Our clown waiter seems to struggle with concept of our included breakfast deal . Eventually it clicked in and then we waited at least 20 mins for chef to open packet. There were only 8 people in the restaurant and 4 of them were staff. I did see our breakfast ready to be delivered for at least 5 mins but again nothing. Eventually came out and it was fine for the deal. We probably won’t come back. As about to leave two more diners came in , keeping total number at 8 😏 Waitress arrived with menus and said there was “a 20 min wait on food “ 🤦🏻‍♂️

The deal here is great though through Qantas Hotels. It was $330 pn – cheap for Brisvegas trust me – and included daily breakfast and two drinks free, roughly $70 per day free.

Head into town then around 9 am for a little light shopping and then onto Claude’s for lunch. Expecting Italian people and food this time. Forgot how long the river cat takes to get to North Quay so by time we got there basically walked down town to Central and on train to Claude’s. Did pass under the new Kangaroo Point Green Bridge while looking at Bluey on a Gray day. Spooky .

Lovely lunch at Claude’s with some Italian food , a few beers and some red stuff. Must be time for a lie down but probably should go back to hotel first.

Still no rain to speak of so a couple of quite hours before heading out to Wild Legs and back on Wobbly Legs. It’s a local new wine bar which tickled our fancy on our wander yesterday . But was closed Tuesdays…

Bit of a disappointment to be fair. Tables are small and “ wine by the glass “ options – its main advertised feature – limited. The Chacuterie board was fine but small. We only had one glass and then headed back to Kaz Bar for our freebie. Light rain had started and so we danced home under our twirling umbrellas.

And so the first two jam packed days conclude. Main highlight tomorrow is a fancy schmancy dinner at Ros Marino Ristorante courtesy of RJER. Don’t mean they are cooking it but we are using their gift voucher at last !

Well it’s Easter time again which means Fergella 25 is about to kick off at Flashman Inc, Plenty Sunshine Coast. Think pushing Easter back a couple of weeks has confused Old Whiskers as looking like a ball tearer weather wise this weekend. I took the deluxe 4 night package with undercover parking , box of tissues and pool view. I came down a day early to help with all the work and preparation. Here I am testing pool temperature for the girls and of course will have to test throughout day for subtle variations. It’s the little things that count

CLP of course was whipping up a storm in the kitchen but first time to prepare the old Pass the Parcel not forgetting the old trick of wrapping the best present in alfoil so the girls pick it.

Not suggesting they will be happy when find out it is a beetroot but they will certainly be surprised 🤓This year the theme is Halloween. Apparently

Ruby’s favourite colour is orange so I suggested we cut up pieces of pumpkin and leave them out on Sunday rather than Easter Eggs. Talk about a laugh. At this stage CLP needs a bit more convincing.
And so, on Friday most of the gang arrive for the 48 hrs of festivities. Main event is lunch on Saturday where we will be joined by Claude and Michael to bring grand tally to 10 adults and two munchkins.

Fair to say not top of my game but slowly improving each day. It will be fist bumps all round am afraid ladies. Been sick since two days after Singapore so basically two weeks now. Of most concern is a lack of taste ! Friday has dawned booteeful again as predicted so out to pool soon to soak up some rays which does help. Then there is only job left – get to the good chair before that darn dog goes 😏

Gang started arriving mid morning and TB are past masters at van set up . RJER spent morning at beach but all arrived by lunchtime to start festivities with a lovely relaxing lunch and a couple of cold ones. Well can’t hurt eh

CLP wanted to get a jumping castle for the girls but I suggested a cheaper alternative that served two purposes – free rides and pick some fruit. Tomorrow we turn on the blades as well 👀

By now it was getting a bit chilly so of course Rubes wanted to go for a swim and Old Muggins lined up again 😏

First night drinkies of course are Aperol Spritzers for starters

Being Good Friday it was seafood night. I saw food so I ate it . Yummy prawns and Parrot fish. The feathers were interesting must say. Ricky Boy supplied the Tear a Missyou for dessert which was also yummo. I could see a pattern developing here . Late onset Diabetes.

And then they bought out the Rum liqueurs. Not sure how many I had but an Angel appeared by the pool 👀

Think there may have been an overflow effect as well as sure I saw an Easter Bunny in my room next morning and it’s only Saturday ! And she didn’t bring any chocolate! Just what the world needs, a health conscious Easter Bunny

Another glorious morning saw some more pool time while some guests were more adventurous and went to gym or for a run. Out last guests arrived by 11 am for midday lunch but a couple of cold ones first before usual wonderful spread

Some new entertainment this year with egg and spoon race of the seated variety. Well some of us are 94! It was the younguns that took out the prize – their very own plastic spoon.

A leisurely afternoon then before we settle in for a drink and left overs later . Hopefully an early night as big morning tomorrow.

Woke up early next morning and back in Africa it seems as there was a herd of elephants in room above. The stampeding herd ran down the steps and the hunt was on as first light was detected . My ankle held me back but did alright.

Pretty good haul for elephants in pink pyjamas. Just leaves a leisurely breakfast and then a pack up and decamp. Now some merch to shift. Sadly as they are painted by penguins on Heard Island there will be a 10% tariff this year. $33.75 signed and delivered.

Another wonderful Della event done and dusted.

Did someone say Xmas in July 👀

Actually it wasnt a wrap but a very tasty breakfast pastry at 5 am over Birdsville but I digress.

When last we left our hero he had the Wobbly Boot adjacent and nearly as full as a State School hat rack. Then some sanity kicked in. Well I felt a shoe on my ass from somewhere 🤷🏻‍♂️

Was a bit concerned about the security screening at gate and possible boarding group 6 as in last with no group listed on our pass . Fell for that trick before and didnt mean they bought you out a wheelchair for early entry 😏 Instead we arrived at 7:45 pm boarding time, screened in 10 mins, boarded by row so actually seated at 8 pm. Flight backed out around 840 pm and then longest taxi to our runway I have ever experienced had us being whacked in the back about 9:03 pm. The service and food on flight over was excellent but this was a different story and mostly due to time of flight I suspect. You get a bottle of water after 15 mins and then they start dinner 15 mins later with no round of drinks first which of course makes sense. We were in economy exit row so leg room was great but tray table unstable. I called it my Trump Tray and wish he could be folded away so easily. On trip over beef was tender and moist, this time we got the shoe leather . The dessert was rubbish and altogether a tasteless dinner was a difficult eating proposition. And no ice cream 20 mins later . Next thing was the breakfast pastry about 6 hrs later. Of course all this makes sense in a way but does remind me dont fly economy at night over >3 hrs and maybe just dont fly at night if possible. Not possible of course with long flights eg USA and Orange Dipstick just added a 20% tariff on our flights so will take 2 hrs longer now anyway 🤔. Of course no trip to USA planned anytime soon. So in summary todays decree is never going to NYC again and never flying in USA in Economy ever. So next trip will probably be to NYC in Economy in 2026 🤓

Rough flight where you doze off for 10 mins fully seated and wake up with a start. Leads to a very sore neck for this LBD. Arrived on time in Brisvegas under leaden skies and immigration easy. Do like the digital declaration Qantas and Brisvegas are trialling. Car was still there so home to Flashman Inc for a break and unpack and make sure CLP knows which clothes need starch etc. Am thoughtful like that. Plan was to have a rest or even a daytime sleep as quite fuzzy headed by now with headaches but that never works so back on road about 930 am for drive home to Maryhole in persistent light rain. Of course when i say road…..

Rest of day spent mostly in lounge chair where probably caught 75% of shows in between drifting in and out of sleep. Finally in bed by 6:15 pm and slept pretty well until 430 am so got up and went to gym and then a good coffee at last. I have my routine that I like . Will be another 24 hrs before my full routine will be back if ya get my drift and then I wont feel so full hopefully. Still raining on and off here for another day I imagine.

So, wont bother with Flashies on such a short trip but just general comments and heaps of photos 🙂

Singapore is an impressive city – very clean and safe. Weather is a shocker but you know that going in

Hotel was great location and impressive structure . Rooms quite basic for the price but functional. Pool was great and breakfast buffet superb as was service there and maid service. All other service poor

Singapore Flyer worth the money for the views alone. The area by the Esplanade is a beautiful place to spend some time and do a few laps in the bay

The walk around Marina gave some magnificent vistas that will never tire off and a few quirks which will never forget

Of course the trip was planned around surprise birthday for brother Freddo turning 70. It was a massive achievement by his better half Lorraine to organise all this and look of surprise on his face was priceless. He couldnt believe I was only 3 years younger! Then we made him wear the shirt . We had 90 mins at Portmans bar which allowed for one drink but nothing else and then walked around for some dinner before returning to their room for some Scotch as you do

As is always the case by the time you leave the place you have all the transport, eating and shopping down pat and have to say the below grounds malls and walkways were great especially in this weather. Luckily always plan the drinking before arriving. An unexpected highlight unfolded on Saturday as we looked to have a drink anywhere but on site. I proposed Excise Man Whiskey and Wine Bar across the road near the esplanade and the rest is history. Legend Status granted. Simply wonderful couple of hours in relaxed comfort and luxurious surroundings. Service was superb

We had a couple of trips to Bay of Gardens during stay and certainly an impressive place up close. The double ticket for Flower Dome and Cloud Forest was especially good value. Easy access by MRT although did walk first day mostly under a trance as approached the amazing Marina Bay Sands.

Of course the main event was Sunday Brunch at The Fullerton , about a 15 min walk from our hotel on a warm day. Its a great spread and always enjoyable spending time with family and friends around a lunch table with endless alcohol . The dessert bar in particular impressed

We did a van tour on the last full day there and saw some interesting cultural areas of town you probably would normally miss as well as the always excellent Botannical Gardens. Informative driver in a comfortable van made for a pleasant and relaxing day . Visited some great and varied temples – Indian, Arab and Chinatown. The trifecta of fascinating cultures from countries have no interest in visiting. Spooky

The final highlight was somewhat unexpected as we headed off in general direction of Esplanade for dinner on Monday and someone suggested Gluttons Bay on Pissed Promenade so thought why not. Basically upmarket Street Food stalls in clean and comfortable surroundings . The Tower (s)of Beer was a particular highlight and a perfect ending to our time together as a group

In classic holiday style you feel ready to come home after a busy 5 days and as soon as you arrive home you miss the place and the company. Would I go back ? No. Am I glad I went? OATH .

I’ll drink to that

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CLP is taking me to NYC for my 70th (in business class) but I don’t really expect anyone more distant than 3rd cousin to attend 🕺🏻

And so we come to the long last day that always happens on holidays . A night time flight home may be not best idea but only option with Qantas. Looks like a usual day weather wise so will spend morning casually around neighbourhood as check out is 2 pm and leave hotel at 4 pm for airport and 830 pm flight. Changi airport itself is well worth an hour checking it out

First up though one last superb breakfast . Bid farewell to most of gang but will see JL this afternoon before going to airport. When they are 70 you never know if you will see them again 🤓

Headed out for a walk around neighbourhood with a slight plan of checking out possible short river cruises . That plan fell over quickly when dockside and nothing open but certainly a lot of folk around. Very pleasant walk around but already sweating so back to the pool by 0930 . There was a GQ photo shoot on the bridge apparently.

As we wind down our short trip a few observations. The city is very clean and very safe . Fantastic public transport . Service levels are poor in most cases although certainly maid service is excellent. Expensive although bargains can be had. Some sneaky taxes appear out of nowhere at times. The biggest takeaway though is going to sound racist but really the “Asians” ( Chinese, Malay ,Indian etc) are a rather arrogant and ignorant bunch in my limited experience. Have had a few experiences of them expecting special treatment in “their country” like pushing in front of you at a food line. Of course the constant posed photo taking is very annoying when in crowds and don’t get me started on the fucken umbrella brigade almost poking eyes out at will 😡 Of interest it is hard to get a glass of cold water as default is always served room temperature which seems odd in Sweatalot. Beer ain’t real cold either. The hotel itself has been great and in perfect location with easy access to underground malls and walkways. 5 days seems about ideal time although could have seen more like a river cruise I guess. At this stage ready to head home and also keen to check on both houses as been some bad weather for several days now. Plane on time at present so head out at 4 pm fingers crossed.

First up a last hour with JL and a sneaky G&T in the room as you do . Of course when you leave plenty of time everything happens quickly. Taxi waiting , no traffic, easy check in yada yada yada. And taxi was only $17 all up . Oddly we went through two passport stations but no security check? We went to Jewel first which is stunning to say the least

Before you could say “ I’ll have a Stone and Wood “ thanks son we were in business lounge at 435 pm for an 830 pm flight. Luckily I am a sensible drinker. As in get a beer and wine while CLP is out shopping so don’t leave seat . I should write a travel book eh

At this stage flight is on time and will have at least 8 hrs to sober up before a two stage road trip with me driving – weather permitting – from Brisvegas to Flashman Inc , NoSunshine Coast and then later onto Maryhole if roads are open . If not will stay with CLP a couple more nights

Wow first time she has cried this week….. later dudes, it’s been a blast and a very special occasion ❤️

Edit: Couple of interesting observations at Changi. They do the security screening at the boarding gate “ to allow more time to enjoy the shops “ and they are ok with female cleaners in male toilets . They do post signs at least 😂

Today we play Tourist on Tour as we Van up en masse to see some sights we haven’t seen and may be some we have glanced at with passing interest but vague commitment. Usual breakfast before 8 am kick off. Meanwhile I may have had too much to drink yesterday as appear to have woken up in the jungle

Being a morning person like to get up early and if not enthused for gym will go down to the Portmans Bar area and do iPad stuff until reasonable to engage with folk . Oddly , the level of service at Portmans is same even with no staff on, just quieter. Spooky. I did see a couple of staff getting ready to move

Last full day in Singapore although tomorrow is late flight . Am impressed with being able to fill in Passenger Declaration for arrival in Aussieland in Qantas app. Ain’t technology wonderful. Also our hotel gave us complimentary late checkout at 2 pm if we promised not to come back.

Our driver Justonce was ready and waiting and headed off in comfortable van under leaden skies. A fair bit of rumbling also but to be fair I did have a curry last night. First up then was an arrangement of colourful weeds strung up from trees aka Orchid Heaven at Botannnical Gardens. Excitement levels were reaching fever pitch folks

Always one to follow signs I duly sought shelter as skies darkened and was lucky to blend in with a grey statue

I asked our driver what happens if we are late coming back and he said I will wait first time but next time I am gone . Ah, I said that is how you got your name. He laughed and muttered “you Aussies”. I was lucky to find my favourite orchid as well, the Little Aussie Battler.

Then it was time for some kulcha and first up was Little India. Certainly different to the clean wide streets of Singapore. Very noisy too of course and the first of several impressive temples . I think there must be a cruise ship of Geriatrics landed as saw a group walking along street. The tour guide always has the umbrella so easy to pick.

Back in Van and onto the Muslim area near Arab Street just around corner from Camel Crescent. Today was a public holiday for Malay New Year and also end of Ramadan.

We were seeing more culture than a Penicillin factory by now and still had Chinatown to go. Also time for a drink and some food. But first I prayed to find a toilet and was truly blessed. The locals were a little ticked off when at first I sat on the wrong throne assuming it was modelled on Trumps toilet.

Graham decided to do some dental work so I decided to look around for a drink and was surprised to see all the Guinness signs so thought when in Rome. Think I got the translation wrong but it was cold at least . Then I thought Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.

Our last stop then was Merlion district . Having already visited a few days ago when not 5000 Asians around I said I would just find a place to rest. I fell asleep and the bastards left without me ! Luckily it was close to our hotel

Back in room by 2 pm so time for some pool stuff. It had turned into another warm dry day so very pleasant in the water. Only issue is pool is only 1.2m deep so doesn’t even cover the Dicksonia really. I’m here all week try the chilli crab

Speaking of which after a few hours of relaxing the Gang will meet up again around 6 pm for a stroll and dinner and seafood is looking good. Will sign off now then for our last full day but not last day of being full….

Actually had to add some photos from a simply fantastic last dinner together

Well there has been a new highlight each day so far but now we come to the crème de la crème. It’s time for the snouts in trough extravaganza 3 hr buffet lunch eatndrinkathon (Patent Pending) at The Fullerton. Did I mention all alcohol is included. Did I mention it was 3 hrs …

This will take some planning. Off to gym at 530 am for starters. That’s the first 10 mins of indulgence countered. Then down for usual superb breakfast but need to be done by 8 am ( not an issue trust me ) to allow 4 hrs digestion before the feast. Once again the weather is hot and steamy but yet to be impacted by storms or rain despite the daily forecasts of same. Not a complaint, an observation. Would like any rain to hold off until 4 pm if possible. Must be time for some pool time then

Only issue see with Buffet Bonanza is dress code – no shorts ! What asshat came up with a no shorts policy on Sweatalot 🤦🏻‍♂️ . Be fine inside but is a 15-20 min walk first and 45 min crawl home 😏. Some great sights along the way

For such a well known buffet the organisation seemed typical Singaporeeee as now come to expect. Can’t get in until midday but really no organisation or line up so at midday just approached and we walked in behind all the fucken clowns in shorts ! FMS . Breathe Breathe. Duly sitted at our table with 8 water glasses and 4 with water in them. No other glasses in sight. Then someone offered us tea or coffee. Piss off son , Bring the Champers. Eventually someone came out with glasses and Veuve Cliquot so I settled down . The spread was magnificent of course.

The one thing to know is last drinks order is at 230 pm so load up Chauncey at 2:29 pm. Also always order Rum and coke separately. And then order another Rum🤓

Now this will sound like a complaint on what was a wonderful occasion but is more of an observation. Service in Singapore is crap. Apart from Excise Man. At every meal we have had or drink at a bar we are constantly getting wrong drinks delivered. Now I understand English is not their first language and that is cool but man it has been hard at times to get a simple answer. I tried to organise a round of Port at end. No one had a clue what Port was even when explained.

Weather was a bit hit and miss now but made it home ok . I went to pool to cool down and while thunder around still no storm. May get together later tonight but will be a quiet one. Have a tour organised tomorrow so better get some beauty sleep.

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Wonderful night last night with family , or what I remember of it …..🕺🏻Some shenanigans ensued back in the party room.

Time to be a tourist again today with a relaxed approach as have seen so much already. I can see breakfast starts getting a bit later each day and no gym today! Plenty of walking though will help. The breakfast buffet truly is amazeballs.

Lucky with weather so far really wrt storms and rainfall. In fact sounds like Maryhole is copping it for a change . Never get tired of this vista

After breakfast time then for gang to head over the Gardens by the Bay in hot and sweltering conditions. You know, Saturday😏

It’s a fair trek but finally snuck into Marina Sands looking for AC . Truly an architectural wonder

As body temp returned to 38 degrees we headed back out. You have heard of Gorillas in the Mist?

We headed down then and into expanse of the Gardens. If we can work it out may come back later in day for a light show up close but it is a long walk

We then decided to split up and go separate ways as we were keen to see Cloud Forest and Flower Dome in opposite direction. Both very impressive and quite crowded

It was still hot and steamy and a cool pool beckoned so we headed to MRT for home base . Really is a great system . Up to the pool then where JL already were . We swam around and then ordered some lunch as you do. A few spots of rain was enough to raise humidity another 10% . I’ll drink to that

A relaxing afternoon then as wait arrival of 4th couple to conclude the surprise. We have been using Signal Group chat so of course Pete Hegseth may turn up ! At least he drinks I hear

We all met up at Portmans Bar onsite which site which was convenient but not again. Woeful service and pricey . We had a round of drinks but then it was my turn to suggest a place for drinks and maybe dinner. I suggested the Excise Man Wine and Whiskey bar about a 10 min walk. Let’s just say I am now officially a legend. Stunning place with old world elegance and superb service

A truly wonderful night with a couple of extra highlights. An Aussie winemaker from Langmeil in Barossa was doing a tasting and came out for a chat. After dinner and drinks we were given a tour of the tasting rooms and the range of wines on show. I tell ya if Freddo wasn’t 70 he would have been barring up 🤓

We then went for a short walk along esplanade as a beautiful night and a slightly different aspect for us .

Short walk home then and time for rest as another big day tomorrow

Why a media blackout the fans scream? Well, we arrived in Singapore on Thursday as part of a covert operation undertaken by 3 couples ( but only 5 folk in “the know”) to celebrate 70th birthday of brother John aka Freddo. Let me tell you da ladies love men in uniform.

Luckily in Singapore they like boys in sailor outfits. Go figure

Anyway Operation Seventy the New Sixty was organised by Lorraine and had the three couples arriving at different times in Singapore hereafter called Sweatalot. It’s March, it’s Storm season yada yada yada. We took the 5 night package arriving on Thursday, the day before guest of honour. We “surprised” him at the bar on Friday night as all staying at same hotel The Parkroyal Collection Marina Bay . I did warn Lorraine that big surprises at 70 could be dangerous but she just had a wistful look on her face.

So we began in Brisvegas on Wednesday. Qantas only have one flight from Brisvegas to Singapore a day and leaves mid morning so safest bet was to be down there night before and stayed at our usual goto airport hotel – the Novotel Airport Hotel:) Its nothing special but makes for a stress free start next day hopefully although plenty of plane issues around the world of late. There is a large DFO next door which I naturally assumed was a David Ferguson Outlet but sadly mistaken. Rainy day as predicted so was glad to arrive early afternoon and then found out we had a room upgrade , 2 free drinks a breakfast thrown in. Ok, cool. “ Well you are a Platinum member Sir” . Really? Can I see your card again please. Sure. Ok let me get back to you . Anyway we kept the nice room and we have our drink vouchers and no interest in breakfast anyway.

Wandered down at 5 pm for a brew at the hotel bar. Always a solid performer

Then back into the DFO complex for dinner at the Transit Tavern. Very passable indeed

Next morning it was an early trip out to airport as have long term parking booked and can have breakfast at Qantas Club. Luckily its the International terminal as Domestic a bit of a mess at present

Quite crowded but all moved along and still in Qantas Club with plenty of time to spare and plenty to eat and drink. At present all still seems on time, a relative term with airlines of course

Excellent service all round by Qantas with great food and drink on plane although of course it is still 8 hrs in Economy. Arrived 20 mins early and immigration was ok and then found out my honeybuns had paid for limo service 😘 It’s a very impressive hotel and rooms are fine with good views but for the price a bit simple like no drawers for clothes or hooks in bathrooms etc. It is basically a nice hotel room in a beautiful hotel

Time then to head out for a walk but man the heat and humidity is a killer even at 630 pm. Walked around to the Singapore Flyer and decided to wait a little until it got darker and the light show started at the Hanging Gardens or whatever they are called. It’s a stunning vista by day or night

Not a bad nights sleep in the sauna. Why do hotels in the jungle only have a doona and no sheets. FMS. Sweatalot is 2 hrs behind so my body clock said 4am was the new 6 am so we got up and went to gym. I was sweating on the elevator

When we get to 9 am it will be 35 degrees with feel like 40 ! There is an exercise outdoors warning in place ! Nice time of day and great gym

Back to room for 7 showers before heading down to breakfast and a catch up with Couple 1 to plan arrival surprise for Couple 3 this afternoon. Couple 1 were a non starter but will meet later so decided to head out for a walk around marina on cloudy but dry day . Turned into a wonderful morning with plenty of great sites , a couple of subway rides on an excellent system and even a cable car home from Sentosa Island

We were keen to try original Singapore Slings at Raffles in the Long Bar . The line up was ridiculous but luckily found another bar on site that also served them. The price was ridiculous but we knew that going in $41 ea. The $16 tax on top was the shocker .

We achieved heaps in the last 24 hrs so now time to relax in the pool and wait for the birthday boy to arrive

Then the fun starts. Here is one I prepared earlier

Now back to more normal ,less crowded posts as media blackout lifted. There was dancing in the streets folks. Well at least crowds gathered

Or maybe it did and was just too much. The scalene triangle is flat baby like a straight line from Brisvegas to an Australian capital city. Hint Hint. Yes another USA trip cancelled but unlike Fred Trump, sadly, I pulled out early. With all this changing of mind lately I could become a DEI hire soon 🙂 Ouch

So the reasons are multifuctorial .

The USA is a shit show and likely to stay that way for forseeable future with the Orange Clown in charge and doing what he promised. Well duh. Suffer in your shorts Yanks. Ye reap, ye sow. The exchange rate is very poor and a likely trade war wont help little old Aussietown. USA was already getting more expensive every year . Buffoon Bob has warned of some “economic pain” to come but it will be worth it . Because he will get very rich of course.

Love Las Vegas and Santa Monica and if could teleport there for a couple of weeks every year certainly would but transport dont work that way yet. You listening Elon? Pull your finger out son. ( Do love the Swastica moniker for Teslas now ). The fires have certainly ravaged the LA area in general and that wont recover soon and imagine some of the highlights had ticked off around Malibu for example are simply gone. Rebuilding will also impact costs etc. October was never ideal time as do love me some chill but that was driven mostly by trying to maintain Qantas status. Not sure of the need for that but seemed a good excuse at the time.

Qantas is not as reliable as many would think as I do monitor these things. For example QF11 (my option for Sydney-LAX) simply cancelled twice in 3 days. There is always a flow on effect with all airlines. If the A 380 from Joburg to Sydney is a few hrs late and is then used for QF 11 it takes days to catch up for example. The necessary flights (for status) to USA and back required Premium Economy minimum at a cost of around $4000 on sale. Can do two trips to Melbourne and back in Business class for about half that money and earn more status and laugh at cattle class loading late. And dont land at LAX 🙂 If flight to Melbourne is cancelled you catch the next one an hour later. Dont work that way with international of course. Even in BC , 14 hrs is still 14 hrs. I checked. As you get older you look for less stress in life.

Speaking of which this month represents a significant change with switching over to Well Aged Pension hopefully but not sure how much will get each fortnight now despite best efforts to spend my savings over last 10 years. One does need to keep an eye on finances because despite some clear signs I could have another 10 years to get through. Man my arm will be sore by then . Why, you ask? Well if not going to Vegas have to do my own tattoos now each year. Here is one I prepared earlier

One thing have slowly learned is never say never so who knows what the future holds travel wise . It will be nice not to wake up every morning and first thing is check exchange rate and Super balance and then any emails from Qantas about flight delays 🙂 Ok, first 3 things! In the meantime will flit down (ie a short flight) to Melbourne for a week in June as they also have cafes and pubs and cool weather apparently . And no excessive tips or poor exchange rate. Maybe another trip to Sydney in September, time will tell. I will miss USA certainly but things change and that place certainly has. Have been very lucky to see what I have seen over the years and eventually it had to end. It may not have yet but it will one day. In the meantime while can still produce a good stream after 2L of water

Of the Scalene Variety. More to come

So, another wonderful Xmas spent with family in quite pleasant weather. Down to Flashman Inc Sunny Coast for a couple days of R&R before RJER festivus. Even squeezed in an early morning beach stroll. I see more in coming years. Then down to our AIRBnB at Burbank for 3 nights with wonderful hosts ADJG (do any of these people have full names he wondered? I will ask CLP…..). I should note that the lack of mints at night turn down on pillow could affect final rating. First up though a game of golf at Keperra with 2 of the 17 people on the rungs above me on Claude’s Will ladder. I suggested a rung a hole but no takers sadly . Pity, would have been looking good about now. Next day off to Naldham House in city for a thank you lunch to our hosts. Sadly JG of ADJG fame was not well which just left Larry, Moe and Curly. Your call.

Then back for a relaxing evening with some prawns and beers. Ok ya got me, a bottle of Red too. First up though was a Xmas Eve mass wisely held outdoors in case I combusted spontaneously on entering a church I assume. Clever move to cat proof the Xmas Tree. Hope I get the present I asked for

Putting that disappointment aside it was time to head over to RJER camped out at Camp Hill spookily enough. I was on Munchkin Lifeguard duty while there was work to be done upstairs. The gang all arrived and frivolity ensued. The centrepiece was a glazed Ham . I imagine there will be leftovers. A lovely gathering once again and then a quiet night back at Burbank. Next morning we headed off to see Anne and John at Strathpine before a short trip – in heavy traffic – to Beechmere to see Jas and Family. And another Xmas lunch. A wonderful few days with family and alcohol.

Back home to Kureelpa then and then I headed back to Maryhole Boxing Day because some of us have to work ya know. Well for 2 more months which brings us to the important stuff.

My New Years resolution is to wipe out all previous Travel Proclaimations. Yes baby, he’s going back! Devoted fans/Premium Subscribers may recall the Feb 2025 Trip planned to New York was thrown out like a ridiculous Snicko cockup 🙂 Despite youthful appearance turn 67 (need new tattoo!) in Feb 2025 and apart from other factors seemed smarter to wait until after that when I become a Pensioner. No financial savings mind you but certainly less hassle travelling OS. It was time to consider an SMS but not of the usual variety but rather Save My Status. Now, only a lowly Qantas Silver but the sweet spot there is Ruby OW status with AA which has some benefits including not having to stand on short flights. The task was to accumulate 190 status and 2 flights before Oct 31, 2025 as have 2 flights and 60 status banked. Oct is not a bad month but not ideal especially when looking at somewhere new like Phoenix. Basically 40 degrees C early October. Las Vegas was a lock of course as need that other tattoo and no one does them in Australia honest. With Vegas – being a quasi expert now – dates can be tricky especially in 7 night blocks at my go to MGM Signature. The only full week at reasonable price was Oct 20 – 27 . Now fill in the blanks. Non Vegas fans probably dont realise that you can stay 7 nights in Vegas in a great room for same price as 4 nights any other US City – or 3 in Phoenix! Luckily I could catch up with my HPFA (Honorary Personal Financial Advisor ) in Brisbane and told him my cunning plan. Spend $20,OOO ( on a credit card) on US holiday to get an extra $91.74 pf in pension next year and only take 8 yrs and 14 days to recoup the outlay. He couldnt see a flaw in plan…….over beers and prawns. Should add he has retired and maybe with good reason:)

So, 3 nights max after Vegas to fly home not ideal. Where is pleasant all of October in USA. Mar-a-Lago? Shocking reviews on Reddit and have to wear a red hat all day. How about old faithful – Santa Monica and even same VRBO? Lock it in Eddie. Now a few more days before Vegas . Hmm, lets get the protractor and ruler out and get that triangle going. Last trip spent a few hours in Long Beach and loved it so why not. Easy to get to from SM and can even fly direct to Vegas from their airport rather than back to the nightmare of LAX. Both “cities” are an easy 1 hr train trip to LA for any day trips if needed like Universal Studios. Also a day trip to Catalina from LB and finally hop on board Queen Mary – the boat not the monarch. Golden you ask? Well its California baby.

The other sign was return of Dreamliner – and thus Premium Economy – 3 days a week Brisvegas to LAX so dont have to go via Sydney. Only downside – as with all Qantas flights to US now – is you leave at night and arrive late afternoon / early evening. I know sleepers like it. I dont . Much prefer leave around lunchtime, hook in, arrive early LAX and have a whole day to play. Get the calculator out . 90 +90 = 180 status. Damn , 10 short. Think Think. Ok fly first leg via Sydney after short flight, get 110 status for that leg and also arrive in LAX at 230 pm not 530 pm. As SM is first call easy Uber from LAX late afternoon removing any stress about flight delays. Now just wait for some sale fares and maybe AUD improve exchange rate and will book it all. Always been good with numbers

Now, only 2 questions remain. What tattoo do I get and what will I do for NYE?

One down…..